Wednesday, July 15, 2009

My Evil Plan to Put People on Bikes

My diabolical plan to put more American women on bikes continued as I exercised my evil powers of mind control over Flagstaff's young mayor. Earlier in the week forces beyond her control compelled her to buy a Wald basket at Arizona Bikes for the front of her Specialized Crossroads. She pedaled to a downtown restaurant wearing this dress and pink shoes for lunch with her family. Mayor reported amazement at the functionality of her new basket. Not only is it really cute and retro but she effortlessly carried her bag and other items on her journey to lunch. Despite being on a bike, in a dress, and wearing girly shoes, the Mayor sustained no injuries on her way to or from lunch.